Chivalry is dead, my ass. See how he asked her if she is ok after he purposely extended his arm to have her break his fall? That’s a true gentleman.
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Kevin Kolb’s return to Philadelphia will be similar to the last time he suited up for a game at Lincoln Financial Field. He will be on the sidelines, watching Michael Vick start for the Philadelphia Eagles. Only this time, Kolb is doing it as a member of the visiting team, in this case the Arizona Cardinals. Kolb was traded to Arizona shortly after the lockout ended for cornerback Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie and a second round pick in the 2012 NFL draft. That draft pick tips the scales on this trade towards the Eagles because Kolb and DRC both stink right now. DRC couldn’t cover Roy Williams last week which speaks for itself. Kolb is having a very average year and even worse his new team is just 2-6. If that wasn’t enough, he is listed as questionable for the game today with turf toe and he will most likely not play, which really must grind his gears.
Speaking of not playing, DeSean Jackson will be inactive for the game due to missing a special teams meeting this week because his alarm clock didn’t go off. Honest mistake right? Reuben Frank of Comcast SportsNet recently tweeted that this may not have been an isolated incident. Could be the beginning of the end for D-Jax in Philly. Even without Jackson, the Eagles just can’t lose to a Cardinals team that doesn’t even have their starting quarterback. The Eagles made me look stupid last week when I predicted that they would easily beat Chicago, but I am all in on them this week. No way they lose. If they do I’ll strip naked and let Kolb hunt me down like a wild pig.
The Bears (4-3) have a better record than the Eagles (3-4) and are coming off a bye week. Eagles quarterback Mike Vick is 0-3 as a starter against the Bears with a 76.2 passer rating. But when Chicago rolls into Philly for some Monday Night Football tomorrow the Eagles will show everyone that the Bears are who we thought they were. Their offensive line can’t pass protect. Their safeties can’t cover anyone. Matt Forte is their entire offense. Their quarterback is whiny douche bag Jay Cutler. So throw out the records and the numbers. Two things the Bears should expect to see a lot of are the backs of DeSean Jackson and Jeremy Maclin’s jerseys as they catch bombs from Vick and the new craze in Philadelphia – Babining. It certainly won’t be the first time that the Eagles have exposed the Bears.
This is how the Giants’ defensive player Michael Boley celebrates scoring a touchdown:
All class, NY. All class.
Almost forgot about this. This commercial aired during Monday Night Football. Yeah, it’s hard to make fun of Brady for this after he shredded the Miami defense for 517 yards and 4 touchdowns. Easily will be in the running for NFL MVP again this year. Kind of surprising to see Tom Terrific pimping these awful shoes. When I think of Uggs I think of slutty college girls wearing their sorority letter shirts and sweatpants tucked into these stupid boots, pretending that they can actually still look hot while wearing sweatpants. But if they are going to try to pitch these shoes to guys I think Brady really represents the demographic they should target…guys that don’t care if they look like a douchebag because they’re banging a supermodel.
Long story short: Phillies were killing the Giants 8-2 in the 6th; Shane Victorino gets senselessness hit by a pitch in the back; backup pussy Eli Whiteside thinks he’s Lawrence Taylor and ends up more like former Eagles CB Bobby Taylor and fails in dramatic fashion when he can’t tackle Placido Polanco; benches clear, brawl ensues – one of the first Phillies in the middle: The Hunter of the Pence (respect); Victorino goes batshit and basically tosses an umpire away to get his 5’5 Flying Hawaiian ADD’d ass back in the middle of the fight; Carlos Ruiz, who was not playing that night, rushes of the bench with his shin guards on scaring the masses with his mighty fists and broken English; Cholly settles all.
Oh, and the Phils won their 8th straight by winning 9-2. Business as usual. Fight after the jump…
PFT – Speaking to reporters at Cowboys camp, Ryan said that he was happy with the Cowboys’ relative lack of big-name free-agent signings because he thinks the players the Cowboys already have are good enough. And then he said he’s looking forward to playing a certain other team that has received more attention in free agency. “These are proven players, and that’s what we need,” Ryan said. “I don’t know if we win the all-hype team, I think that might have gone to somebody else, but we’re going to beat their ass when we play them.” Ryan didn’t mention the Eagles by name, but I think it’s safe to say that’s who he was referencing. And with that, Rob Ryan has given us a brash statement that even his brother Rex will find it tough to top.
Cowboys new Defensive Coordinator, Rob Ryan, pictured above in his 3rd trimester, has never had a defense ranked above 21st in the league. Nice of him to try to improve his new team’s defense by calling out what is now the best team in the league. Eagles will now win both regular season games by 30+ points.
Catch a ball with your face? Only in NY.